Christmas Socks, the SEQUEL
by Sarah Donaldson
[SCENE: Sarah wearing no socks at all with Claytie at a Christmas Party]
Sarah: Oh hey Claytie! What’s up?
Claytie: Not much.
Sarah: Why are you wearing socks on your hands?
Claytie: Because I have a lot of socks.
Sarah: But isn’t hard to pick things up?
Claytie: I manage.
Sarah: I WANT SOME
Claytie: Oh really? I got all kinds! Long socks and short socks, black socks and yellow socks, socks with polka dots, socks with flowers, socks with happy faces, socks with stripes, even extra special Christmas socks! Would you like some of those?
Sarah: No thanks, I’m looking for certain kinds of socks. Soccer socks or ankle socks in black or white, and I wear size 8 shoes.
Claytie: You’re going to be the best sock wearing person I know! It kind of makes me want more socks….
[The end]
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Gift Certificates
Movies, Old Navy, American Eagle, Nordstrom Rack, Target, Macy’s, DSW, iTunes, Bed, Bath, and Beyond, Home Goods.
Donations
Jane Goodall Institute and the Humane Society, or other local shelters
Experiences
Staples Center – Kings Hockey or Lakers!
Work out buddy or trainer
Soccer lessons
Cooking lessons
Home cooked meals
Dinners, hikes, time with you!
Written Quotes or kind thoughts – I want these to put on my mirror in the morning!
Plane Tickets to anywhere
Massage
Work-out/Soccer Stuff
Soccer Team registration fee ($50.00)
Gym Membership to 24hr Fitness
Victoria’s Secret Foldover Yoga Pant, size L. I prefer white/black combo or black/black
Exercize Band with handles, looks like this:
Treadmill
Boot Camp program – Extreme Bootcamp in La Canada
Wii Fit
Other
Iphone4
Beauty and the Beast DVD
Gray Frajen Ikea Towls – 2 largest size towels, 2 hand towels
Recipe Box
Ear buds or noise cancelling headphones
Clothes: tops size L, black or gray please
PJ pants or shorts – any color/print
Watch: hey, it’s a wish list, right?
2010 Christmas Lists