• Help fixing the bumper of my car - her true beauty is not showing through

• Hue brand control top tights in all colors, size 3 (I think. I’m sorry, the tights themselves do not have labels!)

• Anything handmade-music, art, hats, whatever

• Alterations on clothing I already own- I’m willing to admit that everything is too long

• A newer phone with buttons and a keyboard; no internet

• Long sleeved layering tops in any color (except orange)

• Some of those slippers with real soles that people always seem to be wearing at the store (not moccasins)

• A darker red lipstick that won’t turn pink on me

• Jewelry in (wait for it) jewel tones (red, burgundy, purple, deep blue or green), silver-themed

• Hair accessories –flowers, clips, headbands; anything funky and cool which does not breach the border of “gaga-esque”

• Some sweet cat-eye sunglasses which will fit over my regular glasses –not crazy fancy ones

• Margaret Atwood books other than the Blind Assassin

• David Sedaris- Naked, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, Holidays on Ice, Me Talk Pretty One Day

• Stephen Colbert’s book, “America Again”

• Cotton pajama bottoms with pockets (not flannel)

• A-line skirts and dresses, the more flared the skirt the better (think, what would be flattering on a garden gnome?)

• A Netflix subscription

• Giftcards to Amazon, Jamba Juice, Regal Theaters, Marshalls, Ross, Michael’s, Joann, Itunes, etc.

• Any fun experiences –t rips to museums, movies, plays, concerts, beautification rituals, etc.

• Lined  or sweater tights

• New soles for my favorite pair of shoes

• Mitten toe socks (I swear it's a thing)

• Plain leggings

Size 14/16 or 13/15 (medium/large)

Shoe size 5

2012 Christmas Lists