Dorothy Janes's Christmas List 2017

This super cute dress in navy, navy white dot, coral, red white dot, royal blue, royal blue white dot, black, burgundy, or purple. This dress is so cute you can never have too many of it!

Crew neck button-up cardigans like this one Petite large in black, purple, or gray ash

Vintage style short-sleeve cardigans:

https://www.amazon.com/Hell-Bunny-White-Vintage-Cardigan/dp/B074PNC55M/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1511273693&sr=8-4&keywords=wendi%2Bvintage%2Bstyle%2Bcardigan&th=1&psc=1 XXL in white, blue, or red

https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Sourpuss-Sleeve-Pointelle-Cardigan/dp/B01DB7CQ0A/ref=sr_1_59?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511323789&sr=1-59&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=sourpuss%2Bcardigan&th=1&psc=1 XXL in aqua or black

https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Voodoo-Vixen-Retro-Cardigan/dp/B00Q1H64ME/ref=sr_1_5?srs=7926037011&ie=UTF8&qid=1511275573&sr=8-5&keywords=cardigan+plus&dpID=41AW5MDyorL&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

This adorable vintage style coat It’s suspiciously cheap, but I don’t need it to be super warm.

Or this one There isn’t a single version of this on amazon that is set to arrive before Christmas, though.

Any of these super cute dresses:

https://www.amazon.com/Sourpuss-Space-Babes-June-Dress/dp/B075ZH5P5B/ref=sr_1_11?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511324141&sr=1-11&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=sourpuss%2Bdress&th=1&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Sourpuss-Circus-Cats-Dress-3X/dp/B06XD27876/ref=sr_1_52?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511324288&sr=1-52&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=sourpuss%2Bdress&th=1&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Banned-Apparel-sleeve-Vintage-Cardigan/dp/B01BLQ1V4K/ref=sr_1_71?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511324789&sr=1-71&nodeID=7147440011&psd=1&keywords=retro%2Bcardigan&th=1&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Banned-Raven-Vintage-Womens-Cardigan/dp/B071L2VH4X/ref=sr_1_423?s=apparel&srs=8267315011&ie=UTF8&qid=1511325513&sr=1-423&nodeID=7147440011&psd=1&th=1

Cat Party Skirt –It’s SO cute!!

A cool new umbrella like one of these:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XJ1GC6Y/ref=sxbs_sxwds-stvp_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=3341940462&pd_rd_wg=bf0K8&pf_rd_r=ANTE9CXXKGP9ZW5BHHBG&pf_rd_s=desktop-sx-bottom-slot&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_i=B076H4W3Z1&pd_rd_w=O8152&pf_rd_i=magic%2Bumbrella&pd_rd_r=6c559dd5-260f-441b-a4b0-bade97c27eb5&ie=UTF8&qid=1511416348&sr=1&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Kcounbrella-Inverted-Waterproof-Self-Standing-Hands-Free/dp/B01MXKYPEW/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1511416592&sr=8-8&keywords=magic+umbrella

https://www.amazon.com/Inverted-Umbrellas-Umbrella-Windproof-Protection/dp/B01N99DAB7/ref=sr_1_34_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1511416816&sr=8-34-spons&keywords=magic+umbrella&psc=1

One of these business card wallets:

https://www.amazon.com/Business-Wisdompro-Professional-Organizer-Magnetic/dp/B01DZ9HJOC/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1511539151&sr=8-7&keywords=business%2Bcard%2Bwallet&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Victorian-Cigarette-Etched-Pattern-Kasebi/dp/B00HEWXGRG/ref=pd_sbs_121_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=J06S4Y75AR3YZRKYJCPT

https://www.amazon.com/Classic-Metallic-Silver-Double-Cigarette/dp/B00NM0462S/ref=pd_sim_201_4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NCBG4HPJPBCQR2287ERB

A wall mounted jewelry cabinet like this

This belt, which I already own, because I love it and mine’s falling apart:

Makeup:

Amazon links provided for identification purposes only, these might totally be cheaper somewhere else.

Coverigrl Outlast All Day Liquid Lipstick

538 “Wine to Five”

626 “Canyon”

564 “Pink Cashmere”

Colourpop Lippie Stix:

“Who Run This?”

“Goldie”

“Aftershock”

Colourpop Liquid Lipstick:

“Arriba!”

“Bumble”

While you’re on Colourpop, surprise me with some eyeshadow. They have so many options, I can’t decide!

Hue brand control top tights size two, any weight, jewel tones or black

Experiences:

Show me how to use eyeliner

No seriously, summon up all your patience and show me how to do this magic with my clumsy, unstable hands.

Let’s go somewhere! Take me to a place or event, like Disneyland or the theater!

AAA membership (the experience is safety…or some other reason it’s in this section)

Gift cards:

Eshakti

Target

Amazon

Medtronic? I don’t know if this is a thing, but I bought a fancy new insulin pump and I would love some help paying for it.

Go off list! The things I love best are handmade or hand chosen by someone who loves me!

Catface’s list (carefully translated from the original yowls):

This feeder toy thing

Blue Buffalo Kitty Cravings treats like this in all the flavors

Purebites Freeze Dried Cat treats in all the flavors

VetriScience composure bite sized chews

Something dog proof to keep my treats away from that big ol’ dog. Also, I don’t usually share this, but I can fit into clothes intended for a small dog, like a yorkie.

2017 Christmas Lists