Dorothy Jane's 2024 Christmas List
The biggest most Important thing in the list is this: after I pay my bills this month I’m totally out of money. I could really use some help paying my bills even though I really, really hate asking.
That said, here are some other things I need:
THIS BRA is the only bra that fits me and it’s on sale for $25 TODAY only
Any color, size 40F (as in F my life, that’s a big bra)
Cotton Jersey pajama pants WITH POCKETS size 2x (preferably not gathered at the ankle)
Novelty socks (not crew socks, please. My
Feet are too small and my ankles are too wide for them)
A couple of those plastic covers for microwaving food
Cotton bikini cut underwear size 9 (preferably with fabric-wrapped band)
Sheba Perfect Portions chicken/turkey variety pack (my cat only likes to eat birds, I don’t know what that’s about)
Hand made crafts: I like cat themes, old fashioned prints, and my favorite color is purple
Here are some more frivolous things that I’d like but don’t really need:
Scratching post with rope for Catface
Infusium 23 shampoo with avocado oil
Access to someone’s HBO max account
The coolest thing
The specific slippers my mom gets
Experiences: all of them. Anything that’s not hiking. I would so love to go somewhere or see something with you.
An e-waste/ HHW run with labor
Anything off my Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3P8X0LQCP8HKZ?ref_=wl_share